Math Teacher

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"
by Gay69er March 25, 2020
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math class

The place where I got my afternoon naps.
Besides addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, higher level math is absolutely worthless to the everyday Joe. When's the last time you used Calculus at the supermarket or ever?
by Zzzzzzz... October 04, 2003
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maths circus

Maths Circus is the best fucking game in the world.
by Maths Circus fan August 04, 2006
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Math Problems

Another Synonym for having sex; as the poem goes:
"Add the Bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Then Multiple"
We can apply the Phrase "Lets go do some Math Problems" when wanting to have sex with your Partner.
Guy- Babe, lets go do some math problems
Girl- Im sorry honey, im not in the mood to divide today
by The ShadowX January 15, 2011
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cigarette math

The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.
Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
by Charlie Cochran October 17, 2008
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math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems
that stoner is a math textbook
by laura May 25, 2004
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fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.
Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.
by Byrd July 20, 2004
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