s.p.a.m

Sub Par as a Motherfucker

Her boyfriend doesn't know how to fuck her right. She said I be going h.a.m while he be going s.p.a.m

by allinyourmouth May 30, 2011

P.O.M.B.S.

Technically defined as "pee/piss out my butt syndrome".

"Man, last night that Taco Bell totally gave me P.O.M.B.S."

by DSL Jr. September 13, 2009

M.B.A.P

The word MBAP has a simple meaning actually, it refers to the "mangled bomb ass pussy" of many sluts around the world

She's got a real M.B.A.P like that girl from porn

by James December 16, 2003

P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 4, 2008

P.E.M.

Pussy Eating Master. A P.E.M. is a male who has perfected the art of cunnilingus do to being unable to obtain an erection while on anti-depressants, heavy drinking, or any other similarly related penis ailments.

"Tim couldn't get boned up due to his Wellbutrin prescription, but I'll be damned if he didn't P.E.M. me properly."

by Fred Lopster October 14, 2017

p-i-m-o

the best word in the world; another word for pimp

dylan and lindsay are so p-i-m-o

by lindsay ! July 10, 2004

P.F.M.

Pure Fucking Magic:
1) The idea that something resolved itself; the idea that something resolved magically; Used as an answer when the truth may not be present
2) Lengthened version of FM; a miracle; low probability

1) The problem cleared itself...how? Not sure, I think it was P.F.M.
2) It will be F.M. if he/she finishes the job.

by Greenskeeper1 October 1, 2007