Loser mini-muffin

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Loser laps

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006

loser pop

A special treat for those losers who need a reward, instructions for creating a loser pop!

1) take a stick of butter.
2) freeze it.
3) dip it in sugar.
4) put it on a popscicle stick.
5) give it to that spechul some1.

loser:"lol i suckz at teh linux!"
elitist:"Grab a fucking loser pop."

by Tweek888 August 26, 2005

loser gatherfest

When a bunch of people gather together and, instead of sticking to the scheduled plans, end up sharing and mind masturbating over their personal problems.

I went to a party last night.. a loser gatherfest is what it turned out to be!

by Lady Nyx January 5, 2008

No Ball Pussy Loser

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009

Lima-Loser

Used in the popular show "Glee", Lima-Loser refers to a person that was born in the town Lima, grew up there, and will never leave.

Quinn - "You're a lima-loser and you will always be a lima-loser."

by totoro432 January 18, 2010