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The Dead Linger

A Zombie MMOFPS That is $25.00 for pre-order, and $30.00 On October, 31st, 2012. When it comes out, you buy it, and they send you a code, then go their website and enter the code you can download it.

After you download it, you can customize your character, their are MANY characterizations you can do. Then you choose Multi-player or solo, you can choose from 5 difficulty levels. When you get into the world, you can do ANYTHING you want, the game world is said to be 26,000 kilometers.

You can go into ANY building, ANY door, And MAKE anything. (you can even tape a bag of shit on a sledge hammer, or drill a chicken on your arm if you wanted too)
Also you can DRIVE any vehicle or plane, or be a passenger.

The objective of the game is to survive and kill zombies, and survive other people.

Their are 3 types of zombies

- Healthy Zombie: The youngest form of zombies, the fastest and strongest zombies.

Common Zombies: Their skin started to Rot, hair starts to loose and they can jog to you.

Starving zombies: The Old worn out zombies, They are so weak they can only barley walk to you.

Also the zombies have a UNIQUE sensing system

Hearing- They can hear you walk from a mile away(Best way to be quiet is to walk in concrete or crouch and walk)

Seeing- Of course they can see you...(Best To travel at night)

Smell- The one I don't quite get yet...

And touch, don't have sex with zombies
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play Left 4 Dead.

Person 2: Fuck no, We need to play The dead Linger.

Person 1: Oh yeah, I'll make a server and you join
by TheDeadLinger October 26, 2012
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Houston Lingerie

Who says size doesn't matter, this underwear is usually 2-3 times larger than the average underwear. Representing parachutes the males of Houston often feel like they are on the front line again. Houston is known to be the fattest city in the World a virtual goldmine for people like Rita Mcneil.
Steve: Hey Rick, I just got back from Houston, nailed the fattest girl and brought home her Houston Lingerie.
Rick: That's hilarious you could sky dive with those fuckers.
Steve: Yup,those people in Houston don't even realize how fat they actually are.
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Loner

A "Loner" is a perfectly good Boner, with nobody around to enjoy it but yourself.
When Jessy went to work I was left wit.h a raging Loner
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"Meet me down the duke of york pub at 8 o' clock."
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vagina logger

Someone who likes to bang pussy.
"gay men talking"
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is someone who is very very lonely and is very legal of doing it.
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Longry

The feeling you get when you're really hungry, but food can't satisfy your hunger. You look for food in the kitchen, and it all looks so good, but it's as if you have no appitite.

Basically you just don't want food, but you're still hungry. You're LONGing to be full!
-"Man, I'm starving!"
-"Then eat?"
-"But I don't want food, it's not what I'm in the mood for."
-"Dude. What?!"
-"I'm so longry"
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