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Who says size doesn't matter, this underwear is usually 2-3 times larger than the average underwear. Representing parachutes the males of Houston often feel like they are on the front line again. Houston is known to be the fattest city in the World a virtual goldmine for people like Rita Mcneil.
Steve: Hey Rick, I just got back from Houston, nailed the fattest girl and brought home her Houston Lingerie.
Rick: That's hilarious you could sky dive with those fuckers.
Steve: Yup,those people in Houston don't even realize how fat they actually are.
by Sober151 February 08, 2009
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