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ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.
"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."
by tommytaco April 4, 2003
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don't be a lemon

Don't be silly
Ben: I don't think I'm gonna come to the pub tonight
Rit: Don't be a lemon
by rit & ben December 28, 2003
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lemon

A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.
Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009
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lemon creamer

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.
"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"
by El Smockito March 30, 2009
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lemon turd

by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008
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Lemon Tree

Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.

In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.

Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.

The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.
(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"

(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."

(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."
by Six Demon Bag January 2, 2011
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lemon party

1. A nice little orgy involving three older, overweight men with flacid penises.
2. The most pleasureable thing you will ever see!
3.www.lemonparty.org
"Damn, did you catch the lemon party last night?!

"Damn, the second I looked at that lemon party i got a tingley feeling inside"

"Check out lemonparty.org"
by David S. January 28, 2005
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