The Little Unicorn

A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".

Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

Grey Little Lumas

These little two pieces of shits are the worst pets we've ever had. These little dirtbags are so god damn annoying with all their hissing and shit i dont care if i scared your tiny little ass. They are also the most ugly cats in the world, they both look like CG5 with their smushed ass faces. I would hate for anyone to lay their eyes on them. Someone would rather get a death sentence than looking at them. W statement.

"These people are such Grey Little Lumas"

by changitoe June 19, 2022

North Little Run

A city where all bitch niggas do is run fuck 10 fuck all dem dead Niggas May Dey rest in piss

NLR is some hoes NLR = North Little Run

by NLR Niggaa July 13, 2022

Pull a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

The first thing I will do when I get that job is to Pull a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter
wonder who its from

by _dolan_duck_ July 1, 2020

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

crooked letter

Crooked letter means the letter S.

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I

by some polak September 4, 2004