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Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.
Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011
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Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Jimmy Beerleaguer

To be confined only to the beerleagues of life based on your naturally given talent, lack of looks, Scrawny build and general lack of being cool.

Also can be used to describe idiotic actions or attempting to be funny.

Usually a JB comes from a long line of beerleaguers and female JB's usually marries into another Beerleaguer family.
Dont be a jimmy Beerleaguer.

That was such a jimmy beerleaguer move.

Look at this Jimmy beerleaguer trying to be cool!

You act like such a Jimmy beerleaguer sometimes
by BL1785 September 25, 2011
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Jimmy Shimmy

When you clutch so hard in Valorant your body can't resist dancing
Jimmy did the Jimmy Shimmy after clutching a 1v5 in overtime
by snippy_snippington September 25, 2021
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Jimmy shirt

If you raise your arms and your shirt comes up above your belt.
If you're gonna wear that, keep your arms down, that looks like a jimmy shirt
by Chronkite82 April 19, 2017
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Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))
Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission
by noncebait February 8, 2019
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Jimmy Eye

When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.

A.K.A. - Cockeyed
His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.
by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010
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