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Jessica

Damn, shes being such a jessica
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Jessica Simpson

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)
by Lucee August 2, 2004
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dead arm jessica

MC: ow bro my arm hurts
GSquared: why?
MC: that dead arm Jessica punched me and gave me a dead arm!
by MCFireBlanket February 6, 2017
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jessica

Guy 1: Life is so much less frustrateing when you don't have to deal wit jessica

Guy 2: fuck yea
by u no wht it is January 21, 2008
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jessica simpson

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
jessica simpson is my look a like!
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
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Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend and is gorgeous! She has beautiful green/hazel sparkling eyes and dark brown wavy hair. She is very sweet and all the boys have a crush on her. She LOVES to draw and her family is the most important to her. Jessica is very funny and she will make you laugh 24/7! Sometimes she gets annoying but everyone still loves her. If you ever meet a Jessica in your life, never let her go!
Jessica Slays!
by Stephanielol123 May 1, 2018
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JESSICA

a little puff that cries over being called a creep
jessica is a puff
by lobdhyrs May 30, 2018
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