Jeans

are denim pants made by Italians. When Ameri's put these pants on it gives them a glowy feeling and at first they seem out of place. If one gets enough brownie points after buying many pizzas and eating alot of italian foods they are considered friends of the mafia. It's all in the pants. Some Ameri's never learn and thier pants are taken away which really is a sad thing, because without jeans what must one wear to stay comfy in the winter months. If the Ameri isn't a hunter, then they will be persicuted into an asylum. The italians never care. We just make the pizza to go with the jeans. A true italian never wears jeans with holes in them.

The hobo won't shut up when she has her Jeans on.

Prada Jeans made for the Queen.

by europopian December 15, 2009

Light Blue Jeans

Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.

"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"

by PrimeMinister August 5, 2007

jeans snake

when a guy wears tight jeans and you can see his... snake.

is that a sock stuffed down his pants or is that really his jeans snake?

by uuuum October 20, 2010

Jena Toles

sounds like ur saying genitals

have u guys seen ms. jena toles today?

by swaggtv1969 July 15, 2011

jeansy

When you get your cock rubbed through your jeans. This act usually doesn't result in orgasm. Leaving the individual with Vasocongestion. Colloquially referred to as "blue balls"

Dude, Rachel is such a cherry whore. All She gave me was a jeansy.

by Tehfux May 25, 2016

jenaily

She is a very caring girl. She will always care for you no matter what. She is super beautiful, and she will always be there for you no matter what.

Hey jenaily how are you

by anonymous January 15, 2021

jeanswifelol

how can you not love jeanswifelol?? like... pls marry me <3

i love jeanswifelol

by runnybeans March 17, 2021