when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.

I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.

Billie Jean instance by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009

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blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

blue jean bruise by Crystal Rawls March 3, 2007

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Borin' Jean

Someone who used to be well up for it and now isnt...

"She used to be well up for it, now shes just a Borin' Jean".

Borin' Jean by Hobbit123 September 30, 2009

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hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.

“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”

hermione jean granger by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021

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