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jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl
the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?
by mel October 22, 2003
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jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.
Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.
by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010
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jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.
billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.
by olyshit December 18, 2010
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Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.
During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.
by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011
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jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.
If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!
by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011
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jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012
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jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.
Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!
by Chew baca September 10, 2013
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