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4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes
Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*
by MeMemMEmEMembIGboooy May 11, 2018
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Homosexual

An individual by the name on Zera, engages in romantic and sexual relationships with men.
I pulled a “zera” and fucked my homie bootyhole. I’m now homosexual.
by yourdailydose August 21, 2025
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Homosexual

Someone who is attracted to the same gender as them. Homosexuals are pretty gay.
Jason: I’m homosexual.
John: Same here.
Justin: Wow, you guys are homosexual? That’s so gay!
Justin and John: Go to hell homophobic c**t
by GayGuy555 January 24, 2024
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homosexual healing

When two healers or support characters heal each other and do nothing else while being attacked by a flanker or diver in a video game, usually to avoid death until the DPS or rest of the team kill the player attacking them.
(In Marvel Rivals): Wow, every time the Venom dives at the support, they just do homosexual healing. And they’re running 3 strategists too, smh.

(In Overwatch Skirmish): Look at these two Mercy’s just healing themselves all day. Just doing that homosexual healing.
by KanraStar February 7, 2025
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Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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Homosexuality

An act of a male sodomizing another male.

Homosexuality first came into existence in the 20th century, when Kami's mother had begun looking for a hudband.
John: "oh God, it's Kami's mother. Quick, sodomize me before she realises that we're straight!"
Jack, whilst penetrating John: "Thank God for homosexuality!"
by SabrosoTheTerro December 14, 2021
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Homosexuality

A mental disorder, in witch you are attracted to the same gender
We should kill all people who agree with homosexuality
by Urban Dictionary user 5177 April 14, 2023
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