left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003

Handlebars

Slang term for a Wendy's restaurant, stemming from the fact their spokesmodel, Wendy, has handle bars.

Who wants Handlebars for lunch?

by Dark Horse August 11, 2005

daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

by indiaLPC February 6, 2006

One handed rodeo

The sexual act of doing doggy style with one hand in the air for your watching audience

Look that nigga just did the one handed rodeo on that bitch

by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

barbie handles

the line running from the top of the haunch to the groin which is pronounced in some people just like barbie.

that guy is so ripped! look at his barbie handles!

by wahhoooo November 22, 2010

One Handed Dab

A retarded/lazy way of doing a "normal" dab but with only one arm

It is often used by 9 year old Jacob fan's that wan't to be "cool"

Ha! look at that kid doing a One Handed Dab!

by TooLitTooHandle February 2, 2017

Left-handed cigarette

A cannabis joint . . marijuana cigarette.

Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .

by chadeau April 29, 2019