jon hamm

Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.

Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!

Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.

by The real rj December 10, 2013

Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

by liz2011 August 14, 2009

Hammontree

The act of showing other indecent skin. In a large group of people, a Hammontree is the slutty dumb one.

Did you see that? They were totally acting like a Hammontree?

HIM: Dude that girl looks like a total Hammontree

ANOTHER BOY: What's a Hammontree?

HIM: Another word for a slut

ANOTHER BOY: Oh god, what a Hammontree

by Raebearr April 23, 2011

hambo

a comic stealing son of a bitch

hambo stole my comic book >:(

by buttuglyothered the man April 12, 2004

Hammad

mushroom head with fortnite addiction

don't be a Hammad pls

by handmani December 18, 2019

Hamboning

Verb: The act of having buttsex. roots are ham (butt); and boning (sex, fucking, intercourse)

Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"

by Obama696969 January 12, 2018

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 19, 2010