Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.
Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!
Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!
Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
by The real rj December 10, 2013
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girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"
girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*
girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."
girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*
girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."
by liz2011 August 14, 2009
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The act of showing other indecent skin. In a large group of people, a Hammontree is the slutty dumb one.
Did you see that? They were totally acting like a Hammontree?
HIM: Dude that girl looks like a total Hammontree
ANOTHER BOY: What's a Hammontree?
HIM: Another word for a slut
ANOTHER BOY: Oh god, what a Hammontree
HIM: Dude that girl looks like a total Hammontree
ANOTHER BOY: What's a Hammontree?
HIM: Another word for a slut
ANOTHER BOY: Oh god, what a Hammontree
by Raebearr April 23, 2011
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by buttuglyothered the man April 12, 2004
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Get the Hammad mug.Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
by Obama696969 January 12, 2018
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Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
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