Blackout Horny

When you are so horny you forget all rational.

A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”

by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020

Horny Gorilla

The act of doing a one-arm lock-off or pull up while masturbating with the other hand.
The act of doing this in public is called a Harmabe.

Harry: Ewan, I heard you did a horny gorilla on the tram.
Ewan: Nah mate did a Harambe

by GORILLA GAINZ June 4, 2021

Drum Horny

When a drummer has a growing need to play the drums.

Moby Dick makes me so drum horny I need to run to my kit and play as soon as it's over.

by ConnerB October 3, 2007

Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.

Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!

by FidelAC April 28, 2010

Vaccine horny

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.

John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.

by The office of pmac August 20, 2021

horny virgin

you. you're a virgin and you're always horny

you're such a horny virgin

by jesuisworm May 26, 2021

horny on main

When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.

Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.

by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020