Hobaid

He Has serious issues, he also lights up the room with laughter but also with flames, also struggles with school and is under developed like a fuck

Hobaid is very not nice

by JapaneseGaurd April 25, 2019

Hoebag

You call a person this when they annoy you or piss you off in anyway. You could also call them this when your haven’t a sarcastic conversation

Person 1: says something ridiculously stupid

Person 2: oh stop being so stupid you hoebag

by Sophie loves sally May 22, 2019

hoballah

A chode that is most likely to bully people and lie to them. A dumbass and unathletic. He acts big and cocky and thinks he is good at sports. Is sexual and would want to get down with people. Even if the person would reject, he is most likely to rape them.

Gregory:I get beaten the shit out of by hoballah.
Jessica:Well I got raped so shut up.

by Tylertylertylertylertyler June 13, 2019

hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 27, 2019

Hoebag

Hoebag is a person who always lags and is mental mental. Hoebag is also used to show your love for someone.

April is such a hoebag!
Omg fuck that foo he’s a hoebag

put that hoe in the bag

by Badbxtchthoughts July 7, 2019

Hoobedy

An absolute legend who’s tall with blue eyes and is ripped af}. Often used as a synonym for a Scandinavian, although it does not include all, and I not limited to that region. The word Hoobedy is used as a capitalised noun when referring to a person, and origins from the sound Scandinavian makes when they speak.

Hello Hoobedy. How are you today?
Hobedy (in his native language): - Hoobedy hoobedy hoobedy

by Hoobedy July 27, 2019

Hoebag

A bag of some sort a man carries on his person when visiting a side chick, it’ll keep all you need for the night including clothes, charging cable, water, a few snacks and some condoms.

I’ll be over soon, I just need to pack the hoebag.

by Chief cooch August 6, 2019