Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.

Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!

by Stoney69 January 27, 2019

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.

A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!

by InFurry8 March 2, 2019

genie

est 01.04.04
revolutionary or flat out dumb, we'll see in a few years.

"you've ever heard of genie? they're going places"

by grally March 13, 2019

Genied

Getting trolled by Will Smith

Damn bruh I just got genied

by DylanPalmcookdrf4 May 10, 2019

genipap

Dad who is actively in touch with younger generations, while not being overtly dad-like about it. Occasionally seen sporting a soul patch or original Nirvana tour t-shirt, but just as often wearing a turtleneck and reading a dog-eared copy of Divergent.

Mike's dad was a total genipap on the bus trip to Omaha last week when he started rapping along with Drake!

by Lardo Hornbro April 2, 2019

genious

One that has good genes

Vlad was born with good genes, she's a genious

by kebab April 9, 2019

Geniotic

1: Geniotic is the verb of Genius: an act of genius or a genius idea.

Gen●i●ot●ic

Jeen-E-ot-ick

(Note: This is proper English rather than calling something "Genius" as Genius is towards a person/humanity, not a thing or idea or life hack.)

"That is a geniotic idea, hiding your key in an envelope inside your mailbox!"

by ProperEnglishFixes November 4, 2019