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7th grade

I had my first day of 7th grade today, JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST I HATE EVERYONE
by suckdawn April 25, 2023
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medical-grade asshole

An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
by YAWA June 29, 2023
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Baltimore city grading system

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade
Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.
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Charlie's Grade

A term used to hurt your feelings and your ego.
Jimothy: Hey Charlie, what did you get for your math test?
Charlie: Oh, I only got 23/23, didn't even get the extra credit...
Jimothy: Fuk, that's Charlie's grade

Charlie gets no bitches
by AsianFetus May 19, 2022
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4th grader

According to the actions of President Bush, a 4th grader is someone who can run our country.

This definition gives too much credit to Bush but it will suffice.

Also see fourth grader.
4th grade Teacher: Okay, class what comes after W?
4th grader: X?
4th grade teacher: Correct Billy.
George W. Bush: X is for oil!
4th grade teacher: -silence-
by PouPouPouPou January 15, 2006
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gradoo

In cooking, this often is used to refer to the stuff in the pan left over after browning something. It is misspelled French unless I'm mistaken.
When you make the gravy, be sure to deglaze the gradoo with some red wine.
by William Austad July 2, 2008
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6th grader

1) 99% of them fit the standard definition. 1% don't. Stop stereotyping them to the 99%.
2) No, they don't need parental controls. They're not 6 year olds.
1) 7th grader: "hahaha look at these 6th graders the so dumb"
1% of 6th graders: "No we aren't, the other 99% are"

2) Google: "We detected that you're under 13. Please, enable parental controls."
6th grader: "I'M NOT A 6 YEAR OLD"
by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019
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