A shield for Charlie's godly hair and beauty that has the ability to blind all mortals due to its sheer glory.
Jimothy: wtf happened to your eyes?
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children
by AsianFetus May 20, 2022
Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
by AsianFetus May 23, 2022
Jimothy: Hey Charlie, what did you get for your math test?
Charlie: Oh, I only got 23/23, didn't even get the extra credit...
Jimothy: Fuk, that's Charlie's grade
Charlie gets no bitches
Charlie: Oh, I only got 23/23, didn't even get the extra credit...
Jimothy: Fuk, that's Charlie's grade
Charlie gets no bitches
by AsianFetus May 19, 2022
Riley: This dumb bitch says fooding instead of eating??
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*
by AsianFetus May 23, 2022
A massive pussy from a friend, preferably someone named Max, or has an M as an initial. Used as a nickname, main name, code name, or pet name.
Dane: What the fuck is that smell?
Sam: It's musty, it's crusty, it must be the Mussy!
Max: Sorry guys, my zipper is down...
Dane and Sam: What the shit Max
Sam: It's musty, it's crusty, it must be the Mussy!
Max: Sorry guys, my zipper is down...
Dane and Sam: What the shit Max
by AsianFetus January 20, 2023