Definitions by AsianFetus
Brandon
The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"
Brandon by AsianFetus January 26, 2023
Mussy
A massive pussy from a friend, preferably someone named Max, or has an M as an initial. Used as a nickname, main name, code name, or pet name.
Dane: What the fuck is that smell?
Sam: It's musty, it's crusty, it must be the Mussy!
Max: Sorry guys, my zipper is down...
Dane and Sam: What the shit Max
Sam: It's musty, it's crusty, it must be the Mussy!
Max: Sorry guys, my zipper is down...
Dane and Sam: What the shit Max
Mussy by AsianFetus January 20, 2023
resuscitate
1) the action or process of reviving someone from unconsciousness or apparent death.
2) the beginning process of exchanging saliva, touching teeth, sandpapering lips and is a stepping stone for someone to climb on top of you and stay there
2) the beginning process of exchanging saliva, touching teeth, sandpapering lips and is a stepping stone for someone to climb on top of you and stay there
resuscitate by AsianFetus December 3, 2022
Jussy
An orange shirt kid that penetrates you with his girthy and long mechanical pencil when you are trying to learn English.
Me: Senpai, use your pApeR mAtE pencil to penetrate me ples uWu
Josh(in a deep voice): mmmMMmMmm, that jussy is good.
wtf is wrong with me
Josh(in a deep voice): mmmMMmMmm, that jussy is good.
wtf is wrong with me
Jussy by AsianFetus September 28, 2022
Fooding
Riley: This dumb bitch says fooding instead of eating??
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*
Fooding by AsianFetus May 23, 2022
Austin's Handwriting
Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
Austin's Handwriting by AsianFetus May 23, 2022
Charlie's Cap
A shield for Charlie's godly hair and beauty that has the ability to blind all mortals due to its sheer glory.
Jimothy: wtf happened to your eyes?
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children
Charlie's Cap by AsianFetus May 20, 2022