AsianFetus's definitions

resuscitate

1) the action or process of reviving someone from unconsciousness or apparent death.
2) the beginning process of exchanging saliva, touching teeth, sandpapering lips and is a stepping stone for someone to climb on top of you and stay there

"HOLY SHIT GUYS, GRACE RESUSCITATED ME, I FEAR NOTHING, MY BALLS ARE PUMPED.

by AsianFetus December 3, 2022

Charlie's Cap

A shield for Charlie's godly hair and beauty that has the ability to blind all mortals due to its sheer glory.

Jimothy: wtf happened to your eyes?
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children

by AsianFetus May 20, 2022

Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Jussy

An orange shirt kid that penetrates you with his girthy and long mechanical pencil when you are trying to learn English.

Me: Senpai, use your pApeR mAtE pencil to penetrate me ples uWu
Josh(in a deep voice): mmmMMmMmm, that jussy is good.

wtf is wrong with me

by AsianFetus September 28, 2022

Devin

Tall

Ellie: Devin, mMmmmmmM

by AsianFetus February 13, 2022

Devin

Tall

Ellie: Devin, mMmmmmmM

by AsianFetus February 13, 2022

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023