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A rarely used musical instrument in rock and popular music.
Guitarist #1: Ok let's form a rock band. We need two electric guitarists; four acoustic guitarists; three bass guitarists and seven lead guitarists.

Guitarist #2: Cool, but I think we need more guitarists.
by HumphreyB May 25, 2006
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A site that pratices CENSORSHIP!

You can post porn,gay porn,animal porn,child porn or anything you want pretty much.You can swear just as long as you don't do so while arguing from a Christian perspective.Then they'll censor you,remove your posts and band you.
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Guitaro Stryngs

Stage name of Norwegian Hard Rock band "Sigur Ros Must Die!" front man, Ken Jhashwinn. He started playing music at age 8 when he found a mexican classical guitar washed up on the shore of his summer home's beach in Denmark. After the tragic death of his miniature horse Klip Klop, Jhashwinn began to mourn by playing solemn songs of heartbreak. As Klip Klop followed a sedan playing a Sigur Ros song off of a nearby cliff, Jhashwinn's song writing turned from mourning to hate for the band. At the age of 19, he met his bandmates, bassist Bjorn Loowel, and drummer Jorgen Von Strogen, both of whom also had scorn for Sigur Ros, and formed the aformentioned band. Ironically, Jhashwinn's father, Yohan, loved Sigur Ros, so as not to disappoint his father, Ken Jhashwinn began to perform under the name, Guitaro Stryngs, as it was the inscribing he discovered on the inside of the mexican classical guitar after he smashed it when he first heard of Klip Klop's fatal descent down the side of a fjord.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your Sigur Ros hating hands together for...GUITARO STRYNGS!!!
by Quincy London June 10, 2007
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guitarutan

A person with minimal, if any, hand eye coordination who is in the act of playing Guitar Hero. In other words, they resemble orangutans using a color coded touch screen to communicate with humans.
Is this guitarutan actually trying to play Hangar 18 on expert? I bet he wont get more than 20 percent...click click clack clack click clack click.
by Darren Iammarino February 6, 2008
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Guitar

A six (or seven, or twelve) stringed instrument capable of soft sounds, or, in the hands of a good player, the greatest musical mayhem known to man. Pretty much the most popular instrument today. Comes in electric, semi-hollow body, and acoustic styles. NOT to be confused with Guitar Hero "guitars" which are TOYS!
Guitar God- My axe has 132 buttons, how many does yours have?

Guitar Hero obsessed loser- (sob) Five...
by metalman777 December 10, 2009
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Guitar Hero Bends

The sensation that the room is spinning or melting after playing long sessions of Guitar Hero. Also a similar sensation to tripping balls
"Man this room got all messed up after i stopped playing" "Nah you just got the Guitar Hero Bends"
by Poptart419 January 3, 2010
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Guitareoke

When one brings an acoustic guitar into a karaoke bar.
Hey, what song is Jimmy gonna sing tonight?

Well he brought his guitar, so I think we might hear a guitareoke version of 'Hey Soul Sister' again.
by zjanderson June 24, 2010
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