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who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand
Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....
by el deportante April 28, 2008
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nut fuck

Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
by VHabb November 23, 2015
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Beautiful Fuck

When two extremely good looking people have sex together.
Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!
by SlopNChop February 28, 2017
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fuck off

1. An offensive term to tell someone to go away
"Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savi-"

"Fuck off."
by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016
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fuck facebook

Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together

"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
Do you have a facebook you should add me..

Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
by freespiritfreemind September 15, 2013
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fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.
Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"
by the true definition April 10, 2015
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Because Fuck You

It is pretty much the greatest response to anything. Can be used for the following reasons:
1. The other party asks a question so retarded and obvious it doesn't merit a serious response.
2. Someone eavesdropping on a conversation asks a question about it.
3. You don't know the answer but know what your saying is true.
4. Some annoying brat is asking questions just to try and stump you.
5. just improv it into any situation for comedic value or to silence someone you don't like.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Why do people think Hitler was so bad?
Guy 2: Because fuck you thats why.
Example 2:

Guy to his buddy: So ya me and my girl were at the movies and we were going at it hardcore and...
Eavesdropping douche: Why wern't you paying attention to the movie?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.
Example 3:

Guy: You see for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Douche: why?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

Example 4:
Guy: Do you have any questions son?
Brat: Whys the sky blue?
Guy: Because the suns rays break up in the atmosphere and you only see the blue?
Brat: why?
Guy: Well because your eyes can only see certain colors.
Brat:why?
Guys: Well because your eyes laid out in a specific way that only allows that.
Brat: why?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

Example 5:
Girl: Why dont we just stay home and cuddle?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.
by MC J.Bizzle August 16, 2012
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