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Friend-sex

When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship.
"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."
by JohnnyRogLex September 6, 2006
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friend crush

When you see someone you don't really know and want to become friends with him or her.

A nonsexual crush

A wanting to be friends with someone.
I saw John today. I kind of have a friend crush on him...not gonna lie.
by Frederico . October 8, 2005
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friend zone syndrome

An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.

In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"

B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012
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Friend Climber

An individual who starts out with a particular group of friends that he/she then becomes tired of being around, thus causing the individual to move on to another friend(s). Then, when he/she is tired of the new friend(s), they move back to the original friend group as a "last resort". The "climbing" continues between large amounts of friends so that the individual is not socially bored.
"Dude where's Joe?"

"He's hanging out with Jim and Mike instead of us now"

"It's ok, he's a friend climber, he'll come back to us soon, and then leave again"
by Capn_Awesome July 5, 2009
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Friend Bomb

To innundate a noob to Facebook/myspace with friend requests.
Hey, Joey just got on Facebook...let's friend bomb him"
by aurora88 November 23, 2009
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friend-slave

Someone who has been tricked or forced into being your friend. You can make them do anything you want, and they will never be able to stop being your friend. Perks including: they must do as you say, making them do whatever you want sexually, dominating them, they must call you master.
Ways to get a friend-slave:

1. Make a bet, if they lose then they have to be your friend-slave
2. If a buddy of yours is pretty devoted to you already then have him agree to it
3. If you have a 'friend' that you wish to keep, then cut your finger and have the desired friend swear to obay you as they suck the blood from it. This way is the most effective.
"You two must really be close," "Oh, he's just my friend-slave,"
by ❤Maryjane❤ March 16, 2018
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Friend limbo

1. -noun.
The prolonged confinement of a would-be 'friend' on a social networking website to a 'friend request' page. Results from never denying or accepting the prospective friend's offer to become friends. Often appears when a member has forgotten the prospective friend from some previous experience, or a member has never met the prospective friend, resulting in a dilemma for the member, who does not want to accept the friend, but wants to avoid hurting the friend by rejecting them.
NOTE: 'Friend limbo' cannot be modified by a possessive pronoun; one cannot be 'stuck in his friend limbo' or 'be keeping many people in one's friend limbo.' Friend limbo is non-specific, like 'Davy Jones' Locker.' Just as one cannot be stuck in someone's Davy Jones' Locker, one cannot be stuck in someone's friend limbo.

2. -verb.
To put or leave someone in friend limbo.
Damn, Jebediah, don't you remember me? We were roommates three years ago, but you haven't 'friended' me - I'm still stuck in friend limbo!
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