Flop

Someone that doesn't succeed in life

J.J Sarikas is such a flop

by JJ's best mate February 12, 2018

doodle flop

an adjective meaning "not worth a damn."
originating in the south.

My husband can't clean a house worth a doodle flop.

by Roxie October 19, 2004

flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.

I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.

by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008

dinkey flop nuggets

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.

If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...

by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009

Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

yellow float

A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.

me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )

by JGuy The Great! July 14, 2011

Flip Flop

When someone is acting unacceptable, childish, or obnoxious. Flip flop behavior includes being annoying, upsetting, and disappointing to people around. People that are flip flops are inconsistent and wastes everyone's time.

"I talked to Andre again yesterday but he was acting like a little flip flop bitch."
"Did he cancel plans with you again?"
"Like usual."

by InfinityBlasts April 17, 2016