emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008

Emer

Emer is a woman from Gaelic folklore. She was said to have the six gifts of womanhood. It's also not an uncommon name in places such as Ireland. When used in that sense the "m" is said as a "v". So it is said like the word "ever"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: My name is Emer. It's spelt E-M-E-R but said as ever.

by Genderfluidatthedisco November 30, 2016

Emarosa

1. N. - crap band mixed with ripoff Coheed and Cambria vocals and shitty guitar leads. One who listens and enjoys is obviously a homosexual.

2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.

1. "I went and saw Emarosa last night, I kinda liked them! Then I went home and sucked off my dad.

2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."

by Glimpze740 July 4, 2008

Emergency Dinner Date

When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.

I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.

by mckables February 5, 2009

embroil

be among an argumentative party

adekunle John has become embroiled in another football row

by jupiter adeleye March 31, 2014

girl emergency

A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.

It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.

Related: menstrual cycle.

Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.

me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.

Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG

by profoundlypaige December 14, 2011

emeril

the act of jizzing, pissing, turding on r sex partners face

i did all three emerils to yo mama at once ask her how she liked THAT

by asian September 8, 2003