danky mcdank

Some really good weed preferably a bomb smell and numerous hairs and/or crystals.

My connection always has that danky mcdank man; fuck your dealer!

by Robb H2 January 4, 2008

Donkey9

The most obscene sexual act in the realm of human comprehension. This act can be a combination of whatever the giver chooses, but must involve at least 3 foreign objects, 3 people, and 3 position changes and fluid.

"I brought the bullet casings and the latex gloves, if you've got the recycling we're ready to Donkey9!"

"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"

"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"

"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"

by grouchermojo July 5, 2010

Dankerchief

handkerchief made up of dank

Dude that dankerchief is so rank it smells dank.

by Ahzdar April 20, 2010

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

dankerdoodle

Snickerdoodle cookies made with marijuana butter.

If you like snickerdoodles, and you like weed, you'll LOVE these dankerdoodles I put together!

by altawoogy January 5, 2013

donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.

Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.

by Greezy636 March 19, 2014

Danky Bash

The term Danky bash is used when you or some one else had a prolonged/Great masturbation session in which you or some one else ended up climaxing multiple times during that masturbation session.

Dude yesterday I was watching this new porno that came out on youporn and I ended up having the greatest danky bash ever.

by The Great Danky June 2, 2015