David

Possibly one of the dumbest,annoying, and least intelligent people to ever exist.
They usually have brown hair and

usually have glasses.

Person: Ughh there’s David

by The mystery 5000 October 15, 2017

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an asian slut

if u see a David RUN BITCHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

by LK408 April 2, 2017

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one who forces anothor person to have sexual intercourse by violent assault or forcible interference; violation ! to the extreme . homosexual

DAVID ; heellooo there .
MAN ; ... hi ?
DAVID ; how are you ?
MAN ; ... i'm fine right nOOOWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF ARE YOU DOING ? STOP TOUCHING ME ! LEAVE ME ALONE ! HELP ! HOMOSEXUAL RAPE ! HEEEEEEEEELP!
DAVID ; stfu . nice butt btw . here's my number .
MAN ; - attempting suicide -
DAVID ; heey what are you doing there buddy ?
MAN ; - dead -
DAVID ; oh well , i can use his corpse .

by slfgalifgaf June 20, 2009

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A small little boy that enjoys mandingo and boys.

Omfg is that a David!?!! Gross asf

by Definitely True March 27, 2015

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A small brittle man who will have or has a rogue tooth protruding from their gums, usually in the upper left side. They tend to buy fancy things to try and compensate for their small frame. ie. Fancy cars, big Screen TV's etc.

Bystander : "Look at that rich donk over there...."

Friend: "he's not rich, he's just a David trying to compensate for his short comings"

by Jaxosere November 18, 2009

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The most adorable person you will ever meet, but he's already owned so BTFO. He's David by day, and Condom Man by night. Prefers blowup dolls to hotass people named Devin, which leads all to think that he possibly has mental stability problems.

Person 1: Did you know that Condom Man's real identity is that David guy down the street?

Person 2: The one always playing with his junk? OHMUHGAWD.

by devdev, ftw. March 7, 2009

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