Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

by NYisGucci September 4, 2023

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Crow Mauler

The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.

It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.

Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.

It says;

"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.

Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.

Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.

Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."

Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*

Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*

by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023

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Crow-nis

Crow-nis (noun), the sexual organ of a male
bird!!!

Check out the Crow-nis on that hummingbird, talk about hitting the genetic

jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

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Crow

Crow is the sweetest boy in a group, he's mostly calm but tends to get chaotic when he feels safe, he likes dogs and is very handsome. Also incredibly gay.

"this is my friend Crow! He is very sweet!"

by -seren XD September 19, 2023

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