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the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.
She had the creeping crude on her forearms.
by S. McHugh January 5, 2009
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creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
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Dog Creep

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.
"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”
by shmee123 June 8, 2014
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e-creep

Stalking out woman on websites and being a internet creeper
-Eden, what are you doing over there for so many hours.
-I'm on plentyoffish.com
-O, e-creeping again
by LikeaKing March 4, 2011
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midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.
I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.
by maxx17 August 30, 2019
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Final Creep

The act of reading about and/or viewing photos of a person before unfriending them on Facebook.

Usually motivated by disinterest in a person, but wanting to read up on (or Facebook stalk) them before losing "friend" access to their profile.
Jen and I never talk anymore, I think ill Final Creep her on Facebook so I can unfriend her.
by BoxCarLemon January 21, 2011
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tech creep

A entitled tech worker who caused the exurbanite prices in houses. When you warn them about leaving their 65.000 or even 125.000 dollar car running while they go in a 711 they reply mind your business old man. and during the pandemic they drove unsafe in Bellevue and on I90 to Seattle
Look at that Tech Creep using a cellphone in his expensive car while driving or Read what that entitled tech creep doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds on Nextdoor.com
by Dino rossi hypocrite July 19, 2022
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