Sleep creep

When you cum on a passed out girl

I sleep creeped my girl last night

by anonymous May 4, 2020

Brief Creep

The occurrence when one puts on a pair of pants and one's briefs or boxer briefs "creeps up" one's leg. It's very uncomfortable to some.

I hate new boxer briefs, I always get brief creep from then. Maybe I should wash them first.

by thesmartestguyeverimserious January 11, 2011

e-creep

Stalking out woman on websites and being a internet creeper

-Eden, what are you doing over there for so many hours.
-I'm on plentyoffish.com
-O, e-creeping again

by LikeaKing March 4, 2011

Dog Creep

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.

"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”

by shmee123 June 8, 2014

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

Shady Creeping

Expending tremendous amounts of efforts to keep something you don't want revealed concealed.

"we didn't have alot of bud to smoke so we ended up shady creeping off and smoking by ourselfs."

by t4554y March 25, 2009

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby August 26, 2013