Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

by 6-mil November 19, 2019

Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 2, 2010

Dane Cook

One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu

Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.

by girl175897 January 18, 2009

Dane Cook

1. Comedian/Actor
-BAMF
-Funny
-Amazing
-Sexy

2. A way to say someone has a Nice ass.

1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.

by ashtastic August 4, 2008

cooking babies

Preparing a baby to dine on.

Today on Paula's Home Cookin', we're cooking babies!

by Kastrien July 22, 2006

dane cook

a "comedian" who is all the rage. he cant make a decent film, but his jokes are stuff regular people can relate with and just sit back and realize how funny everything really is. yeah, he takes jokes from other comedians less famous then him, but he preforms them aTON better and thats what makes him a superstar.

dane cook- There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. If you don't think so, then you're the person!

some dude- yeah i can totally relate to that! too bad therse noone in my group of friends, and its definetly not me..

by billboardkid June 30, 2008

DJ Cook

A Youtuber who just exposes the obvious. Not even fake animal rescue channels

DJ Cook is boring to watch.

by Googer Kid November 30, 2020