Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022

concepsione

Crazy mullet man that is a puta para and creams on his territory and a raving shit eater.

poop

by Art Van Dele February 24, 2003

concentat/ing

The opposite of concentrating------pi**ing about in other words

I wish you would stop concentating!!!

by jellyfish666 June 7, 2005

cogert

Cogert is someone so stupid they forget how to laugh

Person A-why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Person B-I dont know.
Person C-Neither do I
Person A- To get to the second hand shop..
Person A and B- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Person C- I forgot how to Laugh
Person A-You are so cogert

by Jimmybob10123 August 21, 2008

conbecara

with a know-it-all expression, 'just because' face

I asked her why she didn't like the movie, and I didn't need her answer when she looked at me with conbecara.

by stupidface2000 April 2, 2009