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communist

A person who is critical about the humility, fairness or sharefulness of others.
If you were to express pleasure about success or good qualities you have, why some people tend to criticize you of being arrogant? Perhaps they are communists. Communism is based on the fundamental of being levelled with one another.
by Beans the Cat November 7, 2011
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comedy of the commons

slapstick, three-stooges stuff
That there on the TV is some comedy of the commons.
by doodooface September 5, 2003
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communist

a term used by the Vietnamese Federation of San Diego and other fanatical former South Vietnam veterans to slander, insult, accuse, demean, put down anyone else whom they hate and with whom they disagree with.

a curse word equivalent in intensity to the "f" word
the Vietnamese language classes taught in American universities are led by communist instructors.

Young community leaders are all communists.

If you do charity work in Vietnam, you are a communist.

Your grandfather's neighbor's cousin's baby-sitter was a vietcong, so you're a communist.

You painted the yellow flag with 3 red stripes onto the bottom of a wash basin as an artistic gift to your mother, you are a communist.

The rich businesses are the communists.

The Vietnam Reform Party, VietTan is communist
by VietFed April 23, 2009
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The Black Book of Communism

A revisionist propaganda piece that invented the myth of "communism killing 100 million people", written by a bunch of European libs, and is used by bootlickers as the sole source for most anti-communist arguments, even if the authors of the book themselves admitted that they inflated the numbers by adding natural deaths and Nazi casualties just to make communism look bad, and the editor Stephane Courtois is a fascist sympathizer.
Bootlicker: Communism killed 100 million people!
Me: Source?
Bootlicker: trust me bro, I read it in "The Black Book of Communism" last week.
by Akram Stanley September 25, 2020
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Communism

Noun
Pronounced: Kom-yoo-niz-um
Plural: N/A
Pronounced: N/A

Definition:
Communism is an economic theory created by Karl Marx. The theory states to abolish all private property, and make workers the most powerful people in society and giving them less hours. The people get benefits for being workers. Money and class under true Communism does not exist. To show how it would work (In theory, mind you.), go play some Minecraft with friends. Proceed to try to survive in Hardcore mode. It is more than likely that you would share everything in order to be more happy and not die. It bases off of class war/struggle.
Communism only works in theory, however. Capitalism, the opposite of Communism, bases off of a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." theory. If you want an apple pie, but you can't make them. Only Bob, but you're the only one who can weave clothing, then Capitalism would allow you to give Bob a piece of clothing while he gives you the pie. This is how Capitalism works. Communism says that Bob will make nothing but apple pies, all day every day, and you should make clothes all day every day. Then you give all of your products to the government and then the government redistributes them. Capitalism just leads to improvement where Communism leads to stagnation.
"Communism will lead to nothing but economic stagnation."
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Communism

A failed ideology that is almost exclusively followed by virgin, neckbeard Redditors who say m'lady.
1. Communism doesn't work on paper, or in reality
by KingKong'sDingDong October 21, 2018
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tragedy of the commons

when a girl who is known slyly as the "village bicycle" becomes irreplaceably damaged due to the unregulated overuse by all the village boys without consideration to marginal cost, therefore becoming a tragedy.
Hence Billy realised the dark nature of the tragedy of the commons though tainted with roseate spectacles.
by wainani punani September 17, 2003
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