coconut

a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)

“ The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”

by theresa coconut June 4, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton from a tree.

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.

by I Will Drink Your Inca Kola July 2, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong July 3, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Person 1: NIPPLES!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton that grows from a tree
Person 2: Wow

by ChillsCD July 4, 2021

coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.

coconuts are nice

by oslimyo July 5, 2021

Coronitics

The politicisation of Covid-19 by governments, corporations and individuals who care more about themselves than they do about society.

I understand the evidence backed by medicine and science, but what I’m hearing at the moment sounds like pure Coronitics.

by Captain Einstein July 13, 2021

coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.

"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"

by kayisfoul August 19, 2021