Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it

A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck

by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025

Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Cocaine Fro

Bright white, messy, Afro like hair. Typically found on older people.

“Grandmas cocaine fro is getting out of control”

by anonymous November 6, 2025

Cocaine sharks

This is so bizzare...are sharks actually attacking drug smugglers boats for the cocaine? How did this happen?

Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean (livenow FOX)
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The mystery of "cocaine sharks"; Impact of dumping drugs (news.com.au)
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Cocaine sharks may be injesting drugs dumpped on Florida coast (NewsNation)
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Great white shark attacks Columbian d**g smugglers (sharks beware)
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Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

cereal cocaine

The dust at the bottom of the cereal box.

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.

by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017

Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.

Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult

by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019

German Cocaine

Sugar

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020