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Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.
by Crazybmws November 22, 2011
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old cloud

A Special Blended Drink That Native People (Generally Residing In Canada) Drink To "Trip-Out." It Is Brewed From Windex, Or Window Cleaner Mixed With Some Water And Or Milk.
Eh boy, we got pretty mess on dat old cloud!
Weenuck! that was some wicked old cloud
by Deuce June 23, 2004
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Black Cloud

A Botnet being used as a distributed computational network that very organized hackers, crime rings, or small governments could use to have massive parallel computing power at the ready.

Used to provide the large amount of computing power necessary to crack complex passwords and encryption keys.
"The hacktivist group used their black cloud to crack the organization's network passwords."
by Ar7is7 February 14, 2012
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Brain Cloud

A hangover that is so bad you can't even remember your phone number, pin number, etc.
I drank so much last night, I can't even remember where I parked. I've got some serious Brain Cloud today.
by B2thaHizo August 6, 2008
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bad cloud

A bad cloud is coming this afternoon.
by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005
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Oort Cloud

A cloud of comets that some astronomers believe exists at the edge of the solar system. There is no evidence to prove the existence of this cloud.
Astronomers believe in the Oort Cloud.
by David March 8, 2004
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cloud 5

Cloud 5 refers to the high felt when one drinks a 5 oz bottle of Delsym cough syrup.
Piss! we was on cloud 5 till we seen God's Flashlight.
by erik f. neumann February 8, 2005
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