Christian Faker

one who goes to church for the free food, and the fun, not for jesus or the bible.

Jack is such a christian faker! I saw him put 5 bagels in his backpack at sunday service.

by thatchristiankid_51 October 24, 2010

Christian

•funny
•great to vent to
•stupid💀
•loves to dance to “Gucci Gang”
•popular

•lots of people like him
•a GREAT friend
•loves to say “dingus” and “the hecc”
•loves football
•is a duck

Christian- “you look like a duck the hecc”

by Ig idk March 20, 2019

butthurt christian

When a christian realizes there is no God.

Joe became a butthurt christian today.

by snowyday August 15, 2017

Christian

The most perfect boy I have ever laid eyes on, and he is the sweetest and loveliest person you could ever meet. He believes all girls of every shape, size, nationality and race is beautiful, and he isn't afraid to tell them so. He also offers anyone a shoulder to cry on, and helps make them feel better just by smiling at them :)

He adores football, and is an amazing football player :) His favourite team is Manchester City.

He makes your heart melt and gives you butterflies just by sending you a text. He is amazing, and I love him no matter what. I have always loved him, through bad and good, and I always will, I'm so glad he's mine.

Chloe: I love you more than anything in the world xxxxxx
Christian: I love you so much, you are my world <3 xxxxxx

by Chloe_Adores_Christian September 25, 2011

Christian

christian is a fucking girl who is so damn tired of looking up a defention of her name & it popping up defentions about guys or religious shit

“fuck allaatt bullshit” Christian says CHRISTIAN THE GIRL sAyS

by eatmyasssbitch April 25, 2019

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

Christian hardcore

1. An oxymoron.

2. Not hardcore at all, not even slightly hardcore

person1: dude i just ate 5 jam sandwiches!
person2: dude thats so christian hardcore

person1: i just knitted me sum socks!
person2: sounds christian hardcore

by shewlase October 24, 2009