chainsaw

a girl with braces on ecstacy who gives u a blowjob, but she gurns on your cock at the same time.

dude 1: Oh man, last night my girlfriend chainsawed me.... i was bleeding for hours.

dude 2: aahhh, man!... what a bitch. Slap that monkey!

by mildexlark April 8, 2008

Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

by bugmom May 9, 2013

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

balls and chain

A man's hisband.

Rocco: where's the ol' balls and chain tonite?
Elmer: didn't make it. at home doing puzzles.
Rocco: whoa, surprised you made it out.
Elmer: no kidding. me too.

by DTrubble August 15, 2011

Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.

I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.

by Skyy Alexander November 1, 2008

the chainsmokers

One bad singer and a DJ

Kiera: OMG I'm actually super pumped to see the chainsmokers tonight!

John: Being earplugs, cause it ain't gonna sound like the radio.

by freelancecontributor November 20, 2016

off da chains

black urban slang expressing happiness and joy

"Off da chains!" means something makes you as happy as a runaway slave that made it to the north.

Deez crack rocks are off da chainz!

by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005