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Asian cafe

A bunch of White boys that wear the gayest shirts and think they're Asian
Asian Cafe- A Asian fuckboy hotspot don't forget about all the white trash employees and stupid weeaboo shirts they Wear in Middletown
by Jeff koogle December 30, 2016
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prendre un cafe

A french phrase meaning to "get a coffe" (at a cafe). This is sometimes used in english as an innuendo to imply that you are looking for a date with the said person. It is a reference to the mythical romantic cafes of Paris by the Seine, where lovers go on dates.
Person1: Hey, would you like to "prendre un cafe" with me?
by vgroff August 1, 2011
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caffelle

a fat tub of lard that cant get a girl because he smells like dump!
Wow i wish i wasnt a caffelle!
by Shady slimmy July 29, 2008
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caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.
Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
by freakylouise December 23, 2010
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caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
by miss gradenko June 22, 2011
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caffeine rage

Liking every post on Facebook out of purely moral intentions but irritating everyone on your friends list.
He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!

Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.

They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
by shots of expresso April 16, 2013
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internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.
A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011
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