creamed

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.

Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.

by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009

Kazahkstan Creamery

The act of a woman, or possibly a large chested man, skillfully manipulating their nipple or possibly the entire boobage into another man's or woman's asshole, where the boob is then massaged into lactation. This is often done against the will of the reciever.

At first Brenden said he would never take a kazahkstan creamery but when scarlet johanson offered he was unable to deny.

by Nizabetto-San May 3, 2010

cemetary

the way idiots spell cemetery

Dur...let's go have a picnic at the cemetary...dur.

by Jordija May 22, 2004

Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

cemetery pencil

A word choice on the games "taboo" and "pictionary". No known definition, even the googler doesn't know what it means. A person asked what it meant on Yahoo! Answers and there were no responses. It is actually black magic.

"Hey! What's a cemetery pencil?"
"Look it up on the googler!"
-No results found-

"wow, must be BLACK MAGIC!"

by keylimepie September 4, 2013

100 Cement

A phrase spin off of the popular, 100%. Usually used by hipsters and other people who are generally cooler than the rest of ordinary society. Indicative of a higher IQ and good sense of fun and urban living.

Is that Nicole girl good looking? 100 cement! No doubt about it.

by Mav3r1ck July 8, 2014