burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

jean burn

When tou are getin dry humped to hard while still wearin pants, and the friciton makes it burn.

You my girl friend was dry humping me so hard last night i got jean burn

by David Decker October 7, 2007

Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018

Mrs. Burns

My horrible, lazy science teacher.

Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.

by Pusylicker92 February 6, 2019

puss burn

friction caused when giving a female a front wedgie while wearing a g-string

sharron suffered from puss burn this morning

by Daniel Booker August 13, 2004

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

Germs burn

a cigarette burn mark on the inside of your wrist. originally created by punk legend Darby Crash, it is now a sign of truly dedicated fans of The Germs. you can only get a Germs burn from somene who already got it. a true germs burn has to be a result of the direct line of burns from Darby Crash. once you have one you may give it to other deserving Germs fans. you cannot give yourself on nor can you have a friend who's burn in not from the direct line give you one.

-"dude, i gave myself a germs burn!"

-"if you do it yourself its NOT a germs burn, you faggot poser! i should cut that out of your wrist now"

by Kayleen LT September 19, 2009