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Kenneth Bone 

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
Kenneth Bone by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Soft Bone 

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.
Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.
Soft Bone by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
a boesker happens when a man's scrotum is sweaty and sticks to the inside of his leg.
Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!"

Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."

Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."

Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
boesker by connorsji May 1, 2009

bone hawk 

When one guy tries to check out another guy's unit at the urinal.
I hate pissing next to Fred. He always tries to bone hawk me.
bone hawk by jdogtex December 27, 2008

Bone Thugs N Harmony 

Real true thugs off da double Glock. They are one of the only real niggas now, not like the faggots Nelly, Ja rule, 50, P. Diddy. Bone dont have to rap about girls and cars like those hip-pop sluts. They are the real definition of true real thugs.
sawed off 12 gauges and mac-10s :)

naughty bone 

1. The state of male erotic attraction. Often used with "the".
Antonym: "frowny bone".
2. The part of the sexual psyche that responds to erotic stimulus.
1. "Omar's got the naughty bone for you."
2. "Omar's costume really tickled my naughty bone."
naughty bone by Jim McGinty November 8, 2005