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North Bethesda Middle School

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"
person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude
by yelloworpington November 10, 2019
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Bethesda

(n.) The Bermuda Triangle of yuppie-dom, located in Maryland, off the border of Washington, DC and close to Northern, VA.

A congregation place for some of the United States' worst snobs (and their many offspring).

Common signs you hail from Bethesda:

you have more money than taste,

a grossly inflated sense of self-worth,

the idea that the universe revolves around you,

polo shirts,

a beach house in Bethany,

an "au pair"/nanny,
membership to a country club or expensive gym,

6 out of 7 nights a week you eat out at a sit-down restaurant,

one or more designer items on at a time,
a tan year-round,

no sense of direction,

possession of a large car you can in no way operate on your own,
a trophy wife/sugar daddy,

3+ children (or siblings).
That woman in the pink and green Lilly Pulizter dress... the one walking the labradoodle? She just opened her Mercedes SUV car door into the BMW next to her and walked away. She must be in a hurry to meet her trophy-wife friends for lunch and shopping. I bet she's from Bethesda.

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I can't wait to move out of Bethesda. I'm beginning to hate people.
by aquanauty August 10, 2009
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Bethany

Bethany is the hotest girl in the whole world.
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Bethesda

A boring suburb of Washington D.C., where all the students are way too tense, the drivers are horrible, there's nothing to do but go to restaurants, and everything is dead silent after ten o'clock. Unless you are age 0-10 or 45+, please look elsewhere for a city.
Guy #1: Hey what should we do tonight?
Guy #2: Let's go to Bethesda!
Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: Nevermind. Let's go to your place and do something exciting like watching the weather channel.
by Delmarvin January 25, 2009
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Bethel Township

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Bethan

She is beautiful and smart. Word often mistaken for Bethany. If you don’t know a bethan find one and marry her❤️Bethan’s are competitive but don’t get upset when they loose. They are great at make friends and cheering people up😆
I love Bethan
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bethney

usually wears glasses and blonde hair, never knows when to end an argument, or when to stop trying to force things, but is really good at softball and band
Wow bethney you took that too far...
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