battle of the booties

When 2 or more girls (with fat asses) are thrown into a ring filled halfway with KY jelly and only one comes out

Yo, you goin to the battle of the booties later?

by arcan August 25, 2003

battle scars

The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.

"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."

by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

Battling the Hole

After ingesting a large amount of ketamine instead of allowing yourself to fall into a k hole you fight it and make the experience all the more hilarious for everyone around you

A: "yo did you see kevin battling the hole last night?"
B: "yeah, and after making himself look like a dick he still k holed, classic kevin!"

by sir_piff_alot101 January 26, 2011

Groundhog battle

Ground hogging is where a held in poop emerges in and out of your ass. A ground hog battle is the act of sticking two asses together and groundhogging. Hence where the poops are shoving eachother back and forth. The winner is is the one groundhogs the hardest and gets his/her feces in the opponents anus along with the defeated groundhog.

See also Groundhogging

things got outta hand, a groundhog battle broke out

by Municat April 12, 2011

Naval Battle

When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.

It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

battle of the fangirls

Def 1: battle of girls that are fans of something

Def 2(weirdly similler to def 1) : battle of girls to the death for a sexy asswhole {in some cases}

(Battle of the fanboys which is just the oppsite of battle of the fangirls)

BATTLE OF THE FANGIRLS

naruto fans ex: sakura, Ino, me, and a million fighting over sasuke

80's ppl Ex: girls fight over peter framton, David Bowie, Van halen members,etc

normal ppl ex: girls fighting over hotest guy in school

and so on

by nikorekinomi November 28, 2007

Rap battle

Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.

Aaron: What is a rap battle?

Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.

by Girls ❤️ shafts October 5, 2019