Barney

Oh his eyes, his eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
his hair, his hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

he's so beautiful
And I tell him every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment him
he wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think he don't see what I see

But every time he asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

His nails, his nails
I could kiss them all day if he'd let me
His laugh, his laugh
he hates but I think its so sexy

he's so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

Barney Wood is the man that Identifies men

by DuGoose November 24, 2010

Bebop Barney

A phrase which can be used when demanding a lighter or when wanting to excite a Labrador.

And Alfador yelled: "Bebop Barney!"
And retrieved both his lighter and excited Labrador.

by Mr. Weegels April 13, 2005

banned

Being blocked from doing an certain action, usually in a game or on a website. Bans can be temporary or permanent.

1. Person: asks question related to game
Admin: Why do you ask?! BANNED PERMANENTLY
2. You cannot chat because you have been banned from the lobby forever. Reason: Absolutely none

by Ondrashek06 May 24, 2020

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Barneykin

The act of screaming and yelling for no apparent reason while receiving a blumpkin.

While John received a blumpkin on the can, he decided to add to the barneykin by slapping the bitch up side her head.

by slim October 23, 2004

Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.

The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney

by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008

Barney

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.

"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."

by JD1990 July 12, 2009