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banittles

a play on the word bananas

something that is crazy, outlandish, and/or unbelievable
Cam'ron: "Then I heard, am I down wit Dip Set... That was like extra banittles."
by C.B.K December 15, 2007
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ass-bandito

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.
Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.
by adam and steve December 3, 2004
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Dick Bandit

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.
Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)
by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009
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poo bandit

someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.
Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...
by A.Christ May 21, 2009
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banditing

participating in a road race without officially registering for it.
Rich ran the local 5k road race, but he came across the finish line with no bib or chip, pissing off the race directors and officials because he was banditing. That is, he never officially registered and/or paid for participation in the road race. As such, even though Rich crossed the tape before any one else and won it, his performance was not recorded in the results.
by Yukagin April 12, 2010
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chuff bandit

A Man who actively seeks anal passages of other Men with intention of putting something in the anal passage.
"watch out Lads, here comes Wayne. keep your asses out of sight of that fucking Chuff Bandit..!"
by Racist Dave June 27, 2007
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Kankle Bandit

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult
oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit
by M@son July 7, 2008
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