Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

Blow Chuck

When you vomit so much your initial vomit noise lasted 3+ seconds.

“Off a 3 night triple sendy bender and i still havnt blown chuck yet!”
“I ate so much i think i might blow chuck”
“That bitch sucked my shit so good until she blew chuck on my shit”

by Squigg1es July 10, 2021

Chucky Blow

Overly ambitious oral sex giver gags and vomits on his cock or in her pussy then continues to give enthusiastic oral.

Giving him a Chucky Blow.

by Phillth69 January 8, 2015

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

blow gravy

Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"

by Swio March 28, 2016

Te-Blow

When a chick gets down on one knee to blow your. Like being T-boned.... BUT BETTER!

After she lost the bet i made her get down and Te-blow me

by the Master Bitch! January 1, 2012

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017