August 14th

people born on this day masturbate everyday and have no W’s on no but november

law: November beat me the first day
everyone: You must be born on August 14th

by penislicker77 November 2, 2019

August 30

National finger your girl best friend day. Invite your girl best friend over for a finger blasting!

“Dude, it’s August 30th, you know what that means”

“What?”

“I get to finger your sister today!”

by superdulerrealdef May 10, 2020

august girl

a girl who is in a situationship, kept secret from the friends of the other person. can also be used to define a side hoe. based off of the narrator of the song “august” by taylor swift

I wanted him to post about me, but since I was an august girl he didn’t want to.

by 13thswiftie November 13, 2021

August 21

That amazing girl Heaven's bday

"Hey guess what"
"What?"
"It's August 21"
"So what"
"It's Heaven's bday"
"I FORGOT"
"Oooooo I'm snitching"

by Clicketyclicketycliiiiiiick October 16, 2019

august 19

the day with THE most birthdays. wtf was everyone doing 9 months before august 19th??

"why am I seeing so many birthday shoutouts today?"

"it's August 19th! that's everyone's birthday"

by follow my tiktok alliebidallie October 17, 2019

august 28

When the girls can grab your dick anytime

Man: hey

Girl: hey (grabs dick)
Man: why did you do that

Girl: because it’s August 28
Man: ohhhhh

by Twannyboy August 28, 2019

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

by stefff.06 January 15, 2021