Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

japanese pancake

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

by captain blumpkin butt September 3, 2009

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022

pancake paralysis

When you eat pancakes but suddenly become overwhelmed with a sense of paralysis. This usually happens when you eat too much pancakes.

Elki: Hey fatshit take out the trash
Jon: Oh, darn. I would but I have pancake paralysis.

by billyboyo September 29, 2013

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020

Smokey Pancake

A pack of cigarettes

Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.

by RabbleRable October 16, 2009