you ain't a G unless you me

a statement that one would use to declare themselves as the one and only G gangster.

"like i've always said you ain't a G unless you me."

by Dillon Thomson February 22, 2009

You ain't got no pancake mix!

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010

like it ain't no thing

1) Something that was done easily
2) When someone pretends something was done easily.

1) "I date 3 guys at once like it ain't no thang"
2) "George Bush is going to win this war like it ain't no thang"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

ain't that money?

exp. "isn't that money?" usually used rhetorically.

slavin: a homeless guy and i both saw a quarter on the ground but i beat him to it. ain't that money?

by khup December 14, 2008

ain't that something

An expression used by the elderly to express casual awareness of an extreme situation.

*PLANE FALLS OUT OF SKY AND PEOPLE START JUMPING OUT*

Old Man/Woman: "Huh, well ain't that something"

by Anonymous Happiness December 18, 2015

Your mother ain't shit

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!

by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005

there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

by cbruer December 3, 2009